0

Airport Security

‘Brilliant Idea!!’, Now someone is Thinking!! Pretty simple to me………………………. Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and […]

 

0

Christmas Decorations

         “Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised […]

 

 

0

Funny World

WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Last month a world-wide Survey was conducted by the UN. The only Question asked was: Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the Food Shortage in the rest of the World?” The survey was a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know […]

 

0

Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: “In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.” SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “congrats”. But, none of them come and […]

 

1

Funny and Not So Funny

…A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn’t have one. […]

 

0

Profound sayings from a wise man

1- I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2- Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. 3- Half the people you know are below average. 4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name 5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6- A conscience is what hurts […]

 

0

Beethoven

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the […]